We all have an Ilana to our Abbi or an Abbi to our Ilana. Take this quiz to find out which “Broad City” bestie you are.
Quiz by Sophie Muir
Comedy queens Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer attended South by Southwest this month to premiere the final episode of their show, “Broad City.”
1. You’re going on a shopping spree. Where do you go?
A: Bed Bath & Beyond.
B: TJ Maxx (I’m a Maxxinista!)
2. What’s your best physical attribute?
A: I have the ass of an angel!
B: My hair (real and/or wigs).
3. You’re heading to the club with some friends. What do you wear?
A: A little blue bodycon dress.
B: A mesh crop top and short-shorts (that I may or may not have found in the trash).
4. You decide to take ‘shrooms with your best friend. Where does the night take you?
A: On a very, very bad trip.
B: To a potential threesome!
5. It’s your friendiversary with your best friend. What do you plan?
A: Oops, I forgot.
B: A scavenger hunt!
6. Who’s your role model?
A: Oprah freakin’ Winfrey!
7. You earn a large amount of cash. How do you spend it?
A: I invest the money into a nicer apartment.
B: I buy extravagant gifts for my friends and family!
8. You have a crush! How do you approach them?
A: Try to look cute but probably make an awkward comment instead.
B: Flirt shamelessly! I’m a sex goddess!
9. If you were a dog, what breed would you be?
A: A slim pug.
B: “A three-legged mutt, because I’d be a highly respected minority, and I’d be all the other dog’s fetishes.”
You are Abbi! You are responsible and self-sufficient (for the most part) but like many twenty-somethings you find yourself screwing up quite frequently. You’re a sweet-hearted person but you can be easily influenced by those around you. You’re always up for a good time, making you the ultimate wingwoman!
Yas, queen, you are Ilana! You are fun-loving and free-spirited, maybe even a little odd. You have the tendency to be self-absorbed at times, but you always mean well when it comes to friends and family. Your infectious confidence is your best quality!